The Best of the Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Mashup)


  1. Jayashree Raghuraman

    Jayashree Raghuraman21 minuto atrás


  2. Mister Mav

    Mister Mav2 horas atrás

    Thad from blue mountain state!

  3. boom sabog

    boom sabog3 horas atrás


  4. Parker Manuel

    Parker Manuel3 horas atrás

    No one: Literally No one: No one in the world: Charles: like yEaSt

  5. Allen C

    Allen C6 horas atrás

    Who's Kelly?

  6. Beecho Nut

    Beecho Nut7 horas atrás

    Yeah Hitchcock and Scully need to have their own show of them in the 80's with those exact actors. Or at least a season.

  7. Leilani Eretson

    Leilani Eretson11 horas atrás

    So the window the the interrogation room doesn't even crack when Jake throws a broken doorhandle at it, but it shatters when he starts banging on it while yelling at Amy to tell a suspect something Quite surprising isn't it

  8. Nicholas Johnson

    Nicholas Johnson13 horas atrás

    The coffee one is my least favorite cold open

  9. Maria Ashot

    Maria Ashot17 horas atrás

    Meh. Poor casting means uneven ensemble, overwritten, hammy acting... Barely average. Next!

  10. James Huynh

    James Huynh17 horas atrás

    Love all of these highlights

  11. Swetha Menon

    Swetha Menon18 horas atrás

    4:44 Stephanie Beatriz trying her best not to break

  12. Holli

    Holli19 horas atrás

    Oldest arrest??? No?

  13. Holli

    Holli19 horas atrás

    Oldest arrest??? No?

  14. Frankson Gangmei

    Frankson Gangmei20 horas atrás

    The sugar in this is quite sweet

  15. Evelyn Frères

    Evelyn FrèresDia atrás

    Not the full bullpen???

  16. Rowan Ramsay

    Rowan RamsayDia atrás

    Where was THE FULL BULLPEN

  17. Awesum Bear

    Awesum BearDia atrás

    DIANE WIEST INFECTION is 100% the best cold open for any show ever, don't @ me

  18. PatriotGabe

    PatriotGabeDia atrás

    Full Bullpen is one of the funniest ones imo, would've been a good one to add to this stellar list!

  19. Cthulu Coon

    Cthulu CoonDia atrás

    Grumpy complaining Jake is the best!

  20. Meg Amielle Ferrera

    Meg Amielle FerreraDia atrás


  21. Meg Amielle Ferrera

    Meg Amielle FerreraDia atrás

    The I Want It That Way scene and FBP are my favorite

  22. dyala janselme

    dyala janselmeDia atrás

    6:16 jakes face is hilarious and his eyes show like nothing as if he’s staring into the eyes of the devil (jk I’m dramatic)

  23. Anmol Kankane

    Anmol KankaneDia atrás


  24. Jeremy Tassin

    Jeremy TassinDia atrás

    Andre Braugher is THE best!!!

  25. Jobi Nunez

    Jobi Nunez2 dias atrás

    Now I want B99 cold opens instead of tv commercials when im watching a drama series.

  26. shbsuri

    shbsuri2 dias atrás

    Oh my god, I forgot about that part.

  27. ro bec

    ro bec2 dias atrás

    kelly is a man 🐱‍👤

  28. 5000 Subs with no videos?

    5000 Subs with no videos?2 dias atrás

    we still dont know if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog...

  29. Brandon Smith

    Brandon Smith2 dias atrás

    Even to this day we don’t know if kelly is the dog or wife

  30. TRVTH

    TRVTH2 dias atrás

    Like yEAST lmao I died at that part

  31. Hana Banana

    Hana Banana2 dias atrás

    i take full offence. where's the full bullpen?

  32. frozensoulhy

    frozensoulhy2 dias atrás

    I think that Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closet should be in this compiliation

  33. SaLoNi

    SaLoNi2 dias atrás kelly scully’s wife or his dog

  34. CapsiYT

    CapsiYT2 dias atrás


  35. olivia bugge

    olivia bugge2 dias atrás

    CapsiYT it is

  36. powerbricc6000

    powerbricc60003 dias atrás

    Last one is my favorite

  37. Jocelyn Hill

    Jocelyn Hill3 dias atrás

    the hula hooping one from “unsolvable”will always be #1 for me. I love the backstreet boys lineup, but this was so much funnier because it’s one of the first times we get to see both holt’s whimsical side and and his petty side. also the listing of the various moves was perfectly acted on andre’s part, adding to the scene’s hilarity

  38. Athirah R

    Athirah R3 dias atrás

    This show is amazing!!!!!!!

  39. Reilly 72

    Reilly 723 dias atrás

    Atleast they don’t overuse laugh tracks and their jokes are actually funny, it feels like it’s real it’s so good

  40. Cian

    Cian3 dias atrás

    I died at the babooshga 😂

  41. mineis anonymity

    mineis anonymity3 dias atrás

    Anyone else felt sad for Hitchcock and Scully after seeing them young?

  42. Bobby Holcomb

    Bobby Holcomb3 dias atrás

    Season 5, Episode 17 will always be my favorite Cold Open.

  43. JM Lav

    JM Lav3 dias atrás

    the first 3 season where amazin, season 4 was good then came the SJW and destroyed it.

  44. Yahya Ahmed

    Yahya Ahmed3 dias atrás


  45. Maria Mantovani

    Maria Mantovani3 dias atrás

    i’m brazilian so i never understood the “like yeast” one can anyone explain hahaha

  46. Banditø

    Banditø2 dias atrás

    Maria Mantovani Dianne Wiest is one of Charles’ favourite actresses and he’s obsessed with her and he said he had a Wiest infection instead of Yeast infection

  47. Sharanya Nambiar

    Sharanya Nambiar3 dias atrás

    *I love this*

  48. Kenyah McIntosh-Brown

    Kenyah McIntosh-Brown3 dias atrás


  49. Lasagne Freak

    Lasagne Freak3 dias atrás

    Love this show.

  50. Poke Pai

    Poke Pai3 dias atrás

    This is beautiful everyone makes me laugh so much 😂

  51. ZeRoNinJa

    ZeRoNinJa3 dias atrás

    I mean the hoop one is the best imo

  52. Dylan Pritchard

    Dylan Pritchard3 dias atrás

    When TV is so cookie cutter and predictable that each "cold open" flows into the next like it's the same episode.

  53. Jared Hicks

    Jared Hicks4 dias atrás

    Shocked the “keep hitchcock clean” one wasn’t included😂😂

  54. photogirlx88

    photogirlx884 dias atrás

    Why’s my phone always dead?! I paid 13 dollars for it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  55. Rudyolf Schiermeister

    Rudyolf Schiermeister4 dias atrás

    3:21 captain Holt should work as a supervillan the genius

  56. Rudyolf Schiermeister

    Rudyolf Schiermeister4 dias atrás

    Also 9: 23 "were are my eggs" "In my belly. Its heist time" EVEN MORE PROOF TO PROVE MY POINT

  57. fairy toffee

    fairy toffee4 dias atrás

    the hitchcock and scully opening had me shook omg that ep was fantastic ^^

  58. MTHlink25

    MTHlink254 dias atrás

    Where's the full bullpen and the the red hat one?

  59. Emilia Espinosa

    Emilia Espinosa4 dias atrás

    8:35 I've experienced in this much and confirm this is what would happen

  60. Sharon Boore

    Sharon Boore4 dias atrás

    No 1 is "i want it that way" then the "Halloween" one

  61. GunterJPN

    GunterJPN4 dias atrás

    Boyle in a turkey suit only gobbles twice, but Boyle OUT of a turkey suit feels a need to do a third gobble.

  62. Atlas A

    Atlas A4 dias atrás

    Holt saying “In my belly” for the Halloween episode killed me 😂

  63. Farihin Fong Sho Ghi

    Farihin Fong Sho Ghi4 dias atrás

    Nothing like Brooklyn nine nine

  64. harshit assassin

    harshit assassin5 dias atrás

    wow i watched the first clip's episode just today.

  65. your fellow gopnitsa

    your fellow gopnitsa5 dias atrás

    I kinda wish they made that Boyle-Rosa crush longer!!

  66. Gidget Hampstertush

    Gidget Hampstertush5 dias atrás

    *like yEAST*

  67. Rhishikesh Kandge

    Rhishikesh Kandge5 dias atrás


  68. Joseph Bleasdale

    Joseph Bleasdale5 dias atrás

    like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!!!!!!!!!!

  69. Ostiko Frokost

    Ostiko Frokost5 dias atrás

    Like YEAAST

  70. TheJujjuj

    TheJujjuj5 dias atrás

    Why's Amy late? Maybe she fell into another dimension where she is interesting :DDDDDDDDDD

  71. Julie River Byrnesmith

    Julie River Byrnesmith6 dias atrás

    Not bad, but leaving out both The Full Bullpen and The Red Bowler is a crime!

  72. Katherine Easter

    Katherine Easter6 dias atrás

    The hula hoop injury is one of my favorite moments!

  73. Gregory UK

    Gregory UK6 dias atrás

    I'm telling YOU because no-one will ever believe you. Captain Holt is deadpan to the max. Fav character.

  74. gali san miguel

    gali san miguel6 dias atrás

    Last one kills me

  75. Sam Baumann

    Sam Baumann6 dias atrás

    where's the full bullpen

  76. Emjee CB

    Emjee CB6 dias atrás

    Seriously when I saw the first one I laughed SO MUCH

  77. Mimi

    Mimi6 dias atrás

    the i want it that way one can never be topped

  78. Ima Unicorn

    Ima Unicorn7 dias atrás

    pause at 12:42 XD

  79. Stephanie Francis

    Stephanie Francis7 dias atrás

    Didn't include full bullpen cold open, this list is broken

  80. Chuchai

    Chuchai7 dias atrás

    *H O T D A M N !*

  81. jen fanatic

    jen fanatic7 dias atrás

    Holt is the best character ever 😂😂

  82. Paul Thompkins

    Paul Thompkins7 dias atrás

    The one about skullys wife/dog was definitely not funny

  83. Ruby_708 Throam

    Ruby_708 Throam7 dias atrás

    I still wanna know if kelly was scully’s wife or dog